Short Tag Line:
We are looking for NICE, FRIENDLY, folks to have adult fun with. Is that U ???? Contact US asap.
I/We are looking for
We are looking for normal couples and of course the ladies that enjoy an Occasional couple. The Mrs. even indulges in an occasional SM. But that is rare. They must be exceptional, polite, and remember she is doing them the favor. So show it.
Absolutely NO SMs that are FREE MEMBERS. If you can't afford a membership, you can't afford Mrs. P. If you mail us, we will simply Block you. If we can't trust you to abide by our request here, we certainly will not trust you to meet with us.
Paid Member SMs must include a face/body pic, G rated fine,or please don't contact us. And don't be camera shy.
Remember first impressions are lasting ones. So make a good one when contacting us.
For us to Play, We BOTH must approve or it's a no go. That goes for anyone we are meeting. Whether it be a couple, F or SM. No one is expected to take one for the team. Your team or ours. Just looking for normal every day people like us that are some what compatible.
This part is the hardest.
She is a GEM to put up with me:) Shoulder length reddish hair, 5'8" 138 lbs of pure woman. She can be shy at first, but warms up easily. And when she does, She can put the Ever Ready Bunny to shame. She keeps cuming and cuming till you say,"ENOUGH!! Uncle!! I quit"....She has Pierced nipples, belly button ring and a fabulous butt tattoo. Most men, and many ladies that meet her, want her, including me.....She loves sex and is not afraid to show it, when you push the correct buttons.
Be sweet, romantic, a gentleman or LADY for that matter and she will warm up to you nicely.
She likes to say she is Bi-Passive, but readily admits she would love for a woman to strike her fancy and take her aside and show her how to love and be loved by and to another woman.
We have no public face photo's on here of the Mrs. If you can't tell that she is an attractive lady from what we do have posted and the folks who have certified her, then we are sorry. Her business life keeps us from posting her face photo's.
Now to me. The guy. I am 6' weigh around 194, shaved head, some times moustache and last minute tickler, some times smooth shaved. Depends on the season and mood. Blue Blue eyes and very out going and friendly. People say I am nice looking. Okay the Mrs. says I am.... I am Not hung, just a normal guy that climbs on and off cute. She says I am to picky. If you don't fall into my age, size, looks and personality requirements, then there is slim chance we do the dirty deed. Yeah right. Everyone knows us guys better than that. LOL. I am not HOMOPHOBIC. If we cross swords playing with the ladies I won't go cosmic. How can a guy partake in a DP if he is homophobic? Beats me. No not that, just a pun on words. ROFLMAO.....Yeah I like kidding around. Life is to short to take everything so damn serious.
If you'd like to meet us for a drink, dinner or just coffee, drop us a note and if we are all still interested, you would be expected to have your female half call Mrs. P and they will talk and make the arrangements. Cell number will be supplied when the time is right. This ensures that you are a couple and serious about getting together. WE love meeting new folks and if it turns out we are not your cup of tea, well that doesn't mean we can't just be friends and hang together for a laugh and friendship. OMG there is that horrible word some folks don't like to hear. Friendship.
We NEVER EVER toss aside the idea of a fuck n go meet. Never say Never.
Answer this.!! Why is it so many profiles show the female half of a couple and NOTHING on the male half? Have you noticed? People. Most times it is the lady who has all veto power, so why would you not at least have some sort of a current photo of the male. You can exclude the face if need be?
We are both big into Boating and weekends on Lake Erie.
Warm weather finds us most week ends on the Boat, which is docked in/on Sandusky Bay. We DO enjoy having people cum up for drinks and relaxation and or fun in the sun. Maybe even spend the week end. Plenty of room. Or how about casting off and heading to Put n Bay, Kelly's Island or anchor out and skinny dip and just play all day and night. Watch the sunset on the bow while locked in together as one. OMG.
We Always have a cold one in the cooler and a place to pull up a chair for any folks who might drop in and say HI!!!! We never expect anything of anyone, except for them to be nice and friendly. Anything else is a bonus and we thank you.
Mrs. likes her TOYS. Her SYBIAN is great, especially when she shares it with other ladies. I Love seeing them unable to stand after taking a ride with Mrs. P at the controls. OMG what a site. We can host just about any evening. Dinner, drinks, sexy suggestive conversation. naked hot tubing and then the cou'de gra . GREAT SEX.....
That's about it for now. Will add more as time goes by....
Oh! If you can't tell by our RECENT photo's, we are NOT 69 and 21 then shame shame shame. LOL. People can be 35 and be in terrible condition and others can be 55 and GREAT shape and condition. Make your call on us when you actually meet us and visa versa. We judge EVERYONE individually. Taking the whole package(s) into retrospect. Not just a number or size.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
Would totally love to meet a couple we can hang with long term as friends and lovers. Love to just call and say, " Come on over, the fireplace is roaring and the hot tub is HOT. Or have someone go with us to our place down in Florida and spend some time on the beach and yeah in the bedroom:) LOL Love to wake up and ask if you want breakfast in bed and not have you run out the door. We also like people we can do vanilla stuff with and when the time is right, get down and dirty with us....
Please be some what HWP. Not looking for the beautiful people. Rather have the folks who are NICE inside and out. Race is NOT an issue with either of us. We judge folks on individuality.
Not into all these rules. We like going with the flow. If you have rules, Tell us up front and we can say Yeah or Nay...and move on from there. And we DON'T say Nay often!!!!!!! WEG
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Please. We really are a real couple that totally enjoys meeting new people. It doesn't mean we will jump in bed with you, but it can happen.
We just like meeting people that we can relax around and not have hang ups about what might be said, or who you might be seen with. OMG we are Adults here. Just because you go to a Meet n Greet or dinner with a couple who are in the Lifestyle doesn't mean everyone that sees you is going to carve a large RED S (swinger) on your forehead.
So be real, and don't expect us to do the 1 million yellow birds back and forth. Not for us. We prefer to meet, relax, talk and see what happens. If nothing we can still socialize, have fun and yes be friends.
We always reply to mail, We appreciate the same, even if to say no thanks.. we know how to humbly accept rejection, we just don't understand why some people here are simply to rude to answer.
And as far as CERTIFICATIONS go: We have them and give them. It does NOT mean we have slept with all of THEM. Just that they are REAL people that we personally know and can recommend you meet.
If you have a question, don't hesitate to drop us a quick note.
Thanks for taking the time to read our profile. Looking forward to meeting you:) Huggs